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| The MOGAMBO GURU, e-economic newsletter
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- I am, as hard as that is to believe, getting freaked
out more and more. The Federal Reserve didn't increase total credit
by much, but they did continue accelerating down the Road To Economic
Hell (RTEH) by buying, outright, $2.4 billion of debt last week.
In short, the government borrows by issuing debt, and the Federal
Reserve creates the money to buy the debt! Bingo! Not only creating
more money and credit, the damn thing that got us to this point,
but to fund the activities of the government! Gaaahhhh!
But the bigger news in this filthy area of the economic
world, for me, is that Foreign Holdings of US debt deposited at
the Fed went up by a whopping $7.6 billion last week. Whew!
But the biggest, scariest thing of all was that
nominal incomes dropped. And when you adjust nominal incomes by
the reduction in buying power from all the inflation around here,
then it is no wonder that inflation-adjusted incomes dropped so
much, too. But I wail like a wounded banshee (ooOOooOOoo!) when
I realize that the government's piddly little chain-weighted,
hedonically-adjusted statistical adjustment to incomes for inflation
is around two stupid little percent. At that, I laugh this big
booming Mogambo Laugh (BBML)! Hahahaha!
I am here to tell you, with the courage found only
in a guy fully clad in body armor and sporting a machinegun in
one hand and a flamethrower in the other, inflation is a LOT higher
than two or three percent. Horribly higher. Like somewhere in
the range of six to nine percent, at least. And so when you adjust
incomes for the REAL rate of interest, then the drop in real,
inflation-adjusted incomes is getting to be pretty significant!
Don't believe me? Ha! Then I know that you are either
rich or locked up somewhere under supervision of competent authorities,
and so you are completely unaware of what things cost. And maybe
even BLISSFULLY unaware, depending on how much of a buzz you can
get out of the prescription drugs the nurse gives you if I can
hoard them and save them up until, when I have enough, take them
all at once! Gulp! Ahhhh! Bliss! I am finally not screaming and
angry and scared and hysterical over what is happening in the
world of inflation, central banks and governments, namely getting
bigger and meaner and more insane with every tick of the clock
tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, all the time tick, tock, tick,
tock, until I am out of my mind with the freaking tick, tock,
tick, tock, and the relentless tick tock growth in the tick tock
central banks and the tick tock growth in the size of governments,
and inflation rising with every tick tock of the clock. This cannot,
and will not, end well. Tick tock.
Well, let me put it a non-clock oriented way; booms
have never worked out in all of history, except at the beginning,
where it has worked every time. You always get a boom when you
stimulate, stimulate, stimulate the economy, year after year.
The ENDINGS never worked out well, because inflation in prices
always results from inflation in money and credit. And here we
are again, standing up to our ears in debt at another ending of
a period in which monetary and fiscal sins were indulged in, and
the boom happened, and now we are again standing by the side of
the road on the way out of town with the company payroll under
my arm, one step ahead of auditors and creditors, inflation rising
up to devour everything, with my only consolation that at least
I got out with a few bucks, and my kids are old enough to beg,
so they will be fine.
But it is inflation that is the killer. For example,
in my little hometown Leftist rag of a newspaper, the St. Petersburg
Times, we have been getting stories of how people are getting
squeezed by the rise in gasoline prices, and how they are coping.
Mostly by cutting back.
And what do I mean by "cutting back"?
Well, consider Daryl, who says "My family owns three supermarkets.
We are building a new one currently. Costs will exceed estimates
by over one million dollars (or 25%). My rent increased 13% this
month. My local taxes increased over 100% (open space crap) this
year and my ex needs more money for after-school daycare for our
daughter. And my income remains the same."
Or consider alert reader Charlie R, who writes "Yesterday
I was at a local Ford dealership. Sales were very, very slow.
Across the street is a Chevy dealer. 6 months ago they had 16
salesmen. Today 8, and are about to let more go. A muffler &
tire shop laid off half of its employees. A furniture store is
about to close the doors."
Here, listening (well, reading) this, is exact place
where The Mogambo weeps, and the mighty heart of The Mogambo (MHOTM)
breaks, because this is the price of inflation. Driving the car,
at work, in your sleep, wondering wondering wondering how in the
hell you are going to pay all of this money, when you ain't got
no money, and you ain't a-gonna GET no mo' damned money, neither!
Or maybe you will listen to Mark Faber, who is the
editor and publisher of the Gloom, Boom & Doom Report, who
writes that "The Bureau of Labor Statistics has calculated
that health care inflation in the last ten years or so averaged
about 4% per annum. However, from private studies we know that
health care costs have risen by around 10% per annum in the last
few years. Moreover, whereas the weighting of the BLS's health
care expenditures within the CPI is only 6%, health care represents
about 17% of consumption."
And it is even worse than Mr. Faber thinks, as
we learn from the latest inflation report. He writes that, according
to the write-up on Bloomberg, prices paid by U.S. consumers rose
0.5 percent in August. That's 6% per year. They blamed it on the
steep rise in energy prices. The Labor Department said that, excluding
energy and food, the increase was "less than expected."
Probably because of a 0.5 percent increase in July. So-called
"core prices rose 0.1 percent, restrained by auto discounts,
declining hotel rates and steady medical costs." Steady medical
costs? Hahaha! And as for the increase in food costs, apparently
none of the government has been eating at Greasy George's Gobble
and Go Restaurant!
But Mr. Faber is still indignant about the fraud
being committed in reporting inflation. "I think there is
no better example to expose the US government's continuous lies
about the health of the economy. By understating the rate of CPI
inflation the bond market is being fooled and real (inflation
adjusted) GDP growth rates artificially boosted since real GDP
is nominal GDP less the rate of inflation. So, if nominal GDP
increases by 6% and inflation instead of averaging 3% per annum
is in fact more likely to average 5% per annum, real (inflation
adjusted) GDP growth is not 3% but 1% per year!"
Mr. Faber notes that "Reuters interprets that
data as 'Increased competition and gains in productivity have
so far helped keep higher raw materials costs from passing through
to consumer goods." Hahaha! I love this! I remember, fondly,
telling the CEO to tell the board of directors that we are making
less profits because I am unable to pass along our increased costs
to our customers! I remember it so well because it was the first
time I was ever bodily thrown out by security personnel with the
laughter of my boss ringing in my ears. Of course, if I had known
what I know now, I would have shouted back, "But we can make
it up through clever accounting tricks!"
Perhaps it is with that famous dry Faber sense
of humor, but he follows that up with "Reuters reported that
growth at New York State factories slowed in September, as they
are experiencing fewer orders and higher costs." So not only
is the firm not making any money on their existing output, but
the level of output is also dropping! Compounding the losses!
I don't know where I got this next part, as it showed
up right here after a lot of frenzied-yet-stupid cutting and pasting,
but somebody, and maybe it was Mr. Faber, predicted "a Dow
low of 8450 by December 1, 2005." Which is checking my watch,
two months away! Wow! I look up the Dow average, and it is 10,568.
So a drop to 8450 is 20%! Whoa!
As a kind of interesting coincidence to this prediction
is the appearance of the Hindenburg Signal, which is a signal
based upon the number of new stock highs and new lows as a percent
of total volume that was developed by Kennedy Gammage. The Hindenburg
Signal predicts that a stock market crash has become likely within
the next 30 days. Not only that, but the McClellan Oscillator
is negative.
Somebody, I forget who, noted that the latest University
of Michigan Consumer Sentiment also produced a stock market crash
signal, in that it had a one-month fall that was the biggest drop
in fifteen years or something.
What does one do? Well, The Mogambo starts borrowing
money like crazy. And when that (predictably) doesn't work anymore,
I work double shifts at the stop light, wearing my sign that says
"Homeless. Crazy. Pleaze help! Help me! Give me money or
I will take down your license plate number and track you down,
and you will be sorry!" And I don't want to hear from any
of you about how this is extortion and the poor woman hasn't had
a good night's sleep ever since she looked in her rear view mirror
and saw me writing her tag number down, because this is not about
who is extorting who, or who threatened who, or who did what to
somebody's damned ugly yard ornaments. No, this is about inflation
in prices that comes after you have an inflation in the supply
of money and credit because the Federal Reserve acted like halfwits
and morons. Without an increase in wages, people can't afford
to buy as much stuff!
Rick Ackerman, of the newsletter Rick's Picks, was
talking about the rise in prices, especially heating oil, and
he writes, "Where will the money come from? Surely not from
our piggy banks, since household savings growth has been wallowing
near the zero line. The answer, quite simply, is that the higher
costs will come out of discretionary income." How much? Well,
he has this buddy, see, named Doug, who works at Merrill Lynch,
and he "calculates that, compared to last winter, the average
household will face an increase in non-discretionary spending
of at least $700 per month, or $3,500 for the five-month period."
And where will people get that kind of cash? I am, personally,
hoping that you would send me a few bucks, but for the rest of
you, it "means it will be directly subtractive from the retailer’s
share of GDP -- a prospect that Wall Street should not be shrugging
off so blithely. The economy is headed for a precipitous fall,
and stocks are going down with it."
And it ain't just savings, either. The American
Bankers Association said number of people in the U.S. past due
on their credit-card bills rose to a record high in the second
quarter of this year. So not only do they have no money, but they
are up to their ears in un-payable debt, too!
- If you think we are NOT in some weird, parallel
universe, let me disabuse you of that foolish notion by relating
a quote, an actual quote. It won't be any normal quote, like me
quoting one of my stupid, hateful neighbors, mostly in the snippy
"Get out of my garbage cans, you little pervert!" type
of comment.
No, this quote is from Alan Greenspan. The quote,
and I swear I am not making this up, is "The vast majority
of homeowners have a sizable equity cushion with which to absorb
a potential decline in house prices.” Hahahaha!
Composing myself, I say "Oh? According to Contrary
Investor.com, total owner's equity is the lowest point since 1945,
running about 57% of the market value of the houses! And not only
that, but mortgage debt as a percentage of GDP is at the highest
since 1945 too! And all those people who bought lately got into
houses they cannot afford, with zero down, adjustable rate, no
closing cost loans, have zero cushion!"
And if that was not enough, a September 2005 study
by Greenspan himself, along with a Fed staffer named James Kennedy,
shows that home-equity extraction totaled $600 billion last year,
representing a whopping 7% of disposable income! So where in the
hell this Greenspan moron gets the idea that people have this
"cushion" of home equity, I have no idea. But I have
always said that the Federal Reserve and Alan Greenspan were idiots
who actually think, in spite of all evidence to the contrary,
that they and their stupid New-Age theories were a big stinking
load of hooey (BSLOH).
And Greenspan is the same Federal Reserve bozo who
told the French that we Americans "have lost control of our
financial destiny." And why is that? Because this jackass
created so damn much money and credit, which flowed to foreigners,
that they own us! But they will not foreclose right away. First
we have to go through a long period of time where they extort
our compliance, such as staying away from Taiwan.
- I finally got a copy of Addison Wiggin's book
"The demise of the dollar…and why it's great for your
investments." As I looked at the title, I was secretly hoping
that the title DID accurately describe the book, in that he thinks
the stock market is going to go up. Ha! I was spoiling for a fight
because I was going to finally going to get even with this Wiggin
punk and how he makes me look bad by comparison, because if you
want a guy who is sure that a dead dollar is NOT a recipe for
a booming stock market, then you are looking at him.
So I bought it, and on the way home I'm getting
ready in my mind to tear this talented and over-achieving little
showoff a new one. But, alas, after reading it, I gotta tell you
that while the title is terrible, the book is great, in that it
says all the stuff I have been saying all these lonely years,
but with a lot more style, wit and class than I could ever muster,
even if I wanted to, which I don't. So, he did NOT make such a
stupid assertion as suggested in the title. In fact, I agree with
him right down the line on every page. So what investment is a
demising dollar supposed to be good for? It is not until the last
page of the book, the very last page, that he explains that the
"demise of the dollar IS great for your portfolio - if you
position yourself in tangible assets rather than in empty fiat
promises and the bizarre economic premise of U.S. monetary policy."
The "bizarre economic premise" is, of course, that you
can borrow, spend and consume your way to prosperity.
He has a lot of good suggestions about that these
"tangible assets" are, and one of them is gold. And
speaking of gold, Richard Russell in his Dow Theory Letters notes
the recent "breakout of gold from a powerful base."
Not only that, but he thinks "It’s interesting to note
that the gold/oil ratio has reversed in favor of gold. This does
not mean that oil has to decline, it simply means that gold is
turning stronger than oil." So what does this mean? Mr. Russell
jumps in and explains, "Either oil is far too high in relation
to gold or gold is far too cheap in relation to oil. My bet is
that the ratio will rise in favor of gold. Even if oil declines
to 50 dollars a barrel, gold is too cheap in relation to oil.
My bet — oil will remain above 50 dollars a barrel, and
the price of gold will continue to rise, as will the ratio."
And gold is starting to get some attention, and
even CNBC, the most clueless bunch of shameless stock touts on
TV today, has been forced to show how well gold is doing. And
why are they doing that? As Mr. Russell explains, "When real
money raises its head and makes the news, even the crowd knows
that 'something is wrong.' The unspoken and maybe even the unconscious
thought is — 'Why are they buying gold? Why are people trading
in their paper dollars for gold?' Or, as when my wife's friends
all advised her to dump me, "What do these people know that
I don't?" She did not listen to them, to her eventual dismay.
And if you are not listening to what gold is telling you, then
you will eventually find out to YOUR dismay.
But perhaps it has something to do with what Bill
Gary, of the newsletter Price Perceptions, alludes to when he
writes "As long as foreign nations print money to buy dollars,
and the US prints dollars to cover deficits, the world economic
system is buoyed by liquidity."
And it is this continual increase in the supply
of money that makes "Investors realize that holding any nation's
currency is not a storehouse of wealth. The idea of holding gold
for the longer term as a safety haven is just beginning to gain
acceptance."
Mr. Russell says that even people as stupid as I,
including complete idiots and farm animals, will soon see the
light, because "as gold works its way higher, and as central
bank inflation continues, the 'great unwashed public' will become
increasingly more concerned with protecting their purchasing power
and protecting what wealth they still possess. Thus fear of loss
of wealth and purchasing power will continue to power the great
bull market in real money -- gold."
On the other hand, being the suicidal maniac that
I really am, I will play devil's advocate, and stand up and say
"But duuuude! If all this money continues to slosh into the
marketplace, the money has to go somewhere! Right? So inflation
has to show up somewhere! Right? So If it goes into houses, or
stock, or bonds, then it's same-old same-old, and you will be
in another bull market of some sort in one, or two, or all three
of them again. There will be money to be made, dude!"
I can see Mr. Russell's face turning red with anger,
but he is mostly transfixed with rage because, apparently, he
left some stupid "specific instructions" that the security
personnel were to keep me out, both denying me several of my Constitutional
and civil rights by requiring that I pay the admittance fee like
ordinary humans. Fascist .
But this is not about how everybody is out to get
The Mogambo for God only know what reason, except that they hate
me for no reason, and I hate them right back, and everything is
normal. No, this is about whether it is possible to encourage
more asset accumulation in the stock market or the bond market
or in the real estate market. To find the answer, I spin the crank
on the legendary Mogambo Presumptions Matrix Calculator (LMPMC),
and things go clink and clank, and there is a lot of grinding
of gears, and then, after awhile, a bell goes "ding!"
and everything stops. The wire services stand by, breathless!
Grabbing the printout, I walk to the microphone
and announce the famous Mogambo prediction (FMP), which is (fanfare
of trumpets going taaa-daaaaaa!) that I freaking doubt it (IFDI).
Did you hear me? I said "I freaking doubt it."
And I mean it with all the sincerity I can muster, and if you
could see my face you would instantly see the sincerity and probably
a few crumbs of a pepperoni pizza on it. And I will go farther
than that! I will go so far as to say that I doubt it NOT because
I am the great Mogambo from another planet, unfortunately without
the crucial powers of being faster than a speeding bullet "(pow!),
having more power than a locomotive (chug chug chug!) or the ability
to leap tall buildings at a single bound (boing!), not to mention
the power of X-ray vision, which I used to think was so cool,
but now am not so sure, because the gizmo power to look into your
house and under your clothes already exists, and if it exists,
then the government is probably monitoring you right now, because
that's what governments do. And if you don't believe me, then…Shhhh!
What's that sound?
But I am sure that I am just being paranoid, but
I am pretty damned sure about a lot of things. One thing that
I am sure of is that this increase in money and credit will not
ultimately work is because I can read, and because I can read,
I have read economic history, and because once you begin to read
economic history, you quickly realize that having money can (and
will, a lot of times) save your stupid little butt because you
are really, really stupid about a lot of things, mostly about
money and how to get along with people. And I am also sure that
one day, out of the blue, you are lying on the floor of some smoke-filled
barroom, where Eddie kept serving you when he could PLAINLY see
that you are smashed out of your freaking gourd, and as you lie
there waiting for the paramedics to arrive, the other patrons
of the bar will be pouring beer on the crotch of your pants so
it would look like you had peed on yourself, and then the jukebox
plays a tune, and that is that moment of Mogambo enlightenment
(MOME) when you achieve total consciousness in the song lyric
"Nobody loves you when you're down and out" because,
brother, I've been there, and I am STILL picking birdshot out
of my butt from the last damned time I was down and out.
And I am pretty damned sure that my wife (or the
government spies who are all around us) will kill me in my sleep
one of these days, and that will be the end of The Mogambo, unless
I can come back and haunt them from beyond the grave, and if I
can, then I am sure that I am going come back here as some kind
of Super Mogambo Ghost (SMG) and make a lot of horrible people
very, very miserable for the rest of their lives, the nasty little
bastards and bastardesses. BooOOOoooooo!
But I am I am also pretty damned sure that this
money will NOT go into American stocks and bonds and real estate,
because if that was all there was to it, then everybody would
do it! And everybody would always have done it! We would have
Egyptian pharaohs and pyramid-building laborers investing their
money in stocks and bonds and houses. But they don't. And the
reason is that the guys who DID try that particular idiocy all
ended up bankrupt and in a depression and everybody and everything
went kaput.
Do think I am being unduly pessimistic? Then perhaps
you did not hear that the latest report from the Institute of
Supply Management showed that their index of prices paid for raw
materials has suddenly skyrocketed from 62.5 to 78, which is the
largest single jump in 15 freaking years. And wait until those
price increases start showing up in retail prices! Then we'll
see who is being pessimistic!
- But I notice that I have not been pounding the
table for silver lately. So let's turn our attention to alert
reader Chris M, who writes "You might be interested to note
that the delivery time for physical silver in New Zealand has
expanded to a four-week wait on account of the Australian refineries
that supply the NZ Mint not being able to crank out ingots fast
enough. Two months ago I only had to wait two weeks for delivery.
Four months ago there was no wait at all. With all this demand
you'd expect the price to rise more."
Well, as a guy who HAS a little silver because I was once watching
TV and this priest threw a pure silver crucifix at me as part
of some kooky exorcism ritual or another while he and my wife
were chanting "Die, Satan! Die, Satan!" So this rise
in silver demand comes as good news for me, because I happen to
believe that increases in demand without an increase in supply
means that prices will go up!
And if you are into gold, and you should be, it
gets even better, according to Mike Swanson of free Weekly Gold
Report, who writes "People have been asking me where do I
think gold stocks are going to go next year? Okay, I'm going to
go out on a limb here. I think the XAU is going to 193."
The gold index is going up by HOW much next year?
I realize that what I think is the level of the XAU must be wrong,
because the numbers don't make sense. So I quick run over to Kitco
and check out where the XAU is right now, and it is at 113. That's
a 71% rise in one glorious year! A year that market people will
talk about for decades and decades as the first official year
of the Great Gold Rush, when the gold index rose 71% in one year!
And it kept going and going and going after that, and all the
people who owned real assets, especially gold and silver, made
out like bandits, and you will smile knowingly to yourself because
you were on the ride up the whole way, and, in fact, that is where
you got all your money, and now that you are stinking rich yourself,
you realize why being rich has always been so popular!
If you ask him "How did you come up with such
a specific number" he says "So how did I come up with
such a specific number? It's simple, Elliot Wave Theory."
He cleverly infers from the way I say "Huh?"
that I am as stupid as they say I am. But rather than try in vain
to teach me Elliott Wave theory with me protesting all the way
because I hate learning new things (like putting my dirty underwear
in the hamper), he just tells me that "we should be beginning
wave three of the Elliot Wave sequence." Again I am clueless.
Exasperated, he says "What is exciting for gold investors
is that phase three of a bull market is the most profitable phase
to be in." Now that IS good news. "It is the longest
and biggest cycle of a bull market." Even better!
And, as evidence of the on-going bull market in
gold, Richard Schlessel sent me a nice little un-attributed graph
of the market performance of gold from ResourceInvestor.com. It
showed the prices of gold, the CBOE Gold Index, and the Wilshire
5000 and S&P500 stocks indexes. Gold kicked stocks' butt continuously
since November 2000! Hahahaha!
And why did gold kick stocks' little fanny? Well,
consider what Doug Casey, writing for The Daily Reckoning, thinks.
He says that "Gold is, after all, the crisis commodity. I
am more convinced than ever that we're heading for a financial
crisis that's going to dwarf what we saw in the '30s.”
- The insanity of the central banks is still
alive and kicking. According to Reuters, "The credit derivatives
market grew by almost 48 percent in the first six months of the
year to $12.4 trillion, the International Swaps & Derivatives
Association (ISDA) said on Wednesday." Grew by half? In six
freaking months? Now you know why I am gobbling these tranquilizers
like candy, which may explain why I am the way I am.
- If you think I am pessimistic, get a load of Sorcha
Faal from his book that I lost the name of. Looking ahead, he
prognosticates that "In the span of less than 3 months: Gasoline
prices will rise 500%. The prices of both food and shelter rise
over 300%. Unemployment levels reach over 30% and are still climbing.
The savings of millions evaporate overnight due to currency devaluation
and bank failures. Unrest will begin in the larger cities first,
then spreading out into the countryside. Strong and repressive
laws are newly enacted as Police and Military forces spread throughout
the country to counter all signs of growing rebellion.
"If you are an American reading these words
you must understand two things: 1.) This is what is soon to happen
to you, and 2.) The description written above applies equally
to the United States of 2005, The United States of 1929, The former
Soviet Union of 1989, The German Republic of 1924, The Cuba of
1960, Argentina of 1986, Iran of 1979 and the Czarist Russian
Empire of 1917, to just name a few."
- The fate of the USA hinges on the dollar, as that
is practically the only thing that we produce, and last year we
exported $760 billion of them via the trade deficit. In that regard,
seeing the writing on the wall, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez
said Venezuela has moved its central bank foreign reserves out
of U.S. banks, liquidated its investments in U.S. Treasury securities
and placed the funds in Europe. A commie Leftist with smarts!
Wow! I never thought I would live long enough to see it!
But this also brings up the point about readers
asking "Mogambo, what about foreign stocks?" In reply,
I lapse into ridiculous Mogambo mode (RMM), and reply with a universal
truism; all things are connected to all things, my darling grasshopper.
And all the manufacturing advantages in the world won't mean diddly
squat when nobody is buying your stuff. And if the American consumer
is going to be forced to cut back, hard times are coming for us
all. Ugh.
****Mogambo sez: President Bush has opened the Strategic Petroleum
Reserve in response to high gasoline prices, and thus temporarily
driven down the price of oil. But nothing has fundamentally changed,
except to get worse. So, Mogambo Tip O' The Day (MTOTD) is to
buy oil and oil stocks, as not only is demand still outpacing
supply, but Bush has to refill the SPR pretty soon, adding to
demand. Ergo, oil prices will shoot back up.
And the gold lease rates on gold have started
back down, which usually means that the people that manipulate
the price of gold are trying to manufacture a lower gold price.
In practice, this means that you can soon buy gold on the cheap.
Do so, or suffer the consequences of having your spouse and family
laugh at you and say hurtful things like "Hell, even an idiot
like The Mogambo knew to buy gold!"
Richard Daughty, the angriest guy in economics
9241 54th Street North
Pinellas Park, FL 33782
727 546 5568
e-mail: scgcjs@gte.net
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